SOME DARE CALL IT HOKUM!
ANNOUNCING THE AMAZING NEW TIME MACHINE GOGGLES!


I anticipated that many of you would be skeptical of my ability to build a working pair of time machine goggles, and so as I was visiting the future, I brought back a number of souvenirs. I recently presented all the FACTS of time travel at an exhibition in April. If you have even the slightest interest in visiting the future, you missed out on this ONE TIME special demonstration of the power of time travel. Here are a few t-shirts worn by ordinary people in the future both of which I traded for a single pack of menthol cigarettes.



A photograph taken of Rev. Hugh just shortly before he made the first successful human trip through time. If you look closely, you may see the beginning effects of temporal distortion caused by the Time Machine Goggles.