Are you tired of the food in your bunker spoiling because you didn't know the EXACT date of the Rapture? Well now there's help! Finally, an accurate Timetable of the Rapture to help with all your Doomsday planning! ...And of course, something this convenient could only come from the caring folks at Rev. Hugh Ministries!
SOME DARE CALL IT HOKUM!
REV. HUGH VISITS FUTURE, CLAIMS WORLD WILL END!
Although the technology behind it is still shrouded in secrecy, scientifically-minded Christians at Rev. Hugh Labs are happy to announce the development of the world's first pair of Time Machine Goggles. Acting bravely as the first HEROIC test subject, Rev. Hugh was successfully transported forward to the year 2083! Always thinking ahead, Rev. Hugh brought back several artifacts from the future as proof.
WILL YOU BE READY?
Warn all your friends and neighbors before it's TOO LATE!

There are still a few berths left in Rev. Hugh's Spiritual Bunkers! ACT NOW!
THE RAPTURE IS COMING! WILL FLAMING TOADS LEAVE YOU UNPREPARED?

Reverend Hugh has prophesized that the End of Days is already upon us, and urges every Good Christian to be prepared. Use our convenient list to see if your family is protected. Do you have:

• Holy Water
• Bible (Titanium-plated Pokrit Version)
• Spiritual Bunker Membership
• Rev. Hugh's Rapturous Skin Bronzer (SPF 3000)
• End of Days Kiddy Fun Calendar
• Baptismal Font (for re-populating the planet)
• Blessed Homeschool Kit

St. Joseph of Haramathea
the Patron Saint of the
Anti-Environmental Crusade.



Joseph of Haramathea lived in Scotland a long time ago. As a young man, a tree struck him during a storm, and he was pierced with one of the branches. Miraclulously, he survived, and lived for forty more years with a log embedded in his back. What has St. Joseph of Haramathea taught us by his example?

We must hasten the Rapture by buring coal

Total environmental devastation is all
a part of God's plan

If you are NOT driving an SUV, you are most certainly a heathen

God will most surely call the righteous up to Bliss before all air and water become toxic

Global warming is just another term for HELL



His appearance at a recent taping of Rev. Hugh's Power of Change teleministry has been interpreted by Biblical Scholars as a sign that the Rapture is coming!