SEE the miraculistic apparitions that revealed themselves to Rev. Hugh through his breakfast toast! 100% authentic!

Rev. Hugh's 3D Prayer Rug

Custom Online Prayer Rug Demo
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Joe & Constance
Their New Album - Reconciled

Romantic Christian Music with a morally inoffensive rhythm. Play audio clip >

Hypnotize Everyone!
New technique lets you take charge of your life! See the new ad >

Be A REAL He-Man Again!
Hey Skinny! Lose your scrawny frame >

Hair Restorer
New latch-hook technology makes
hair lush and sexy again


NEW! IMPROVED!
Less Fatal Formula!
Rev. Hugh has been compared to Marie Curie, Florence Henderson and Mother Theresa. His compassion is limitless, just like other holy leaders. He has performed countless miracles and is followed everywhere by a strong odor.

Now the name that means "Quality" and "Caring" proudly presents Reverend Hugh Brand Products. We use the best of Christian science and technology to re-make heathen products the way God would have wanted.

If you are suffering from a number of ailments, pains of the body or the heart, or just feel like something's not right in your life, REV. HUGH BRAND PRODUCTS CAN SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AND TURN YOU BACK ON THE PATH TO SALVATION AND RICHES!!

Reverend Hugh Brand Products
Tonics, Potions and Balms

witch kit

Extra Strength Witch Removal Kit
Gets rid of stubborn witches and their familiars!

Weight Loss Balm
Removes stubborn pounds while you eat fried foods

Rev. Hugh's
Tanning Balm
SPF 3000. Coconut or Seabreeze scents >

Vigalo - the Male Enhancement Breakthrough
Even the manliest of men have problems "down there" occasionally. Get help >>

Weight Gain Balm
Hey Skinny! Pack on the pounds
and get your energy back!

Reverend Hugh Brand Products
co-sponsored by the Topical Learning Center

Blessed Homeschool Kit
All you need to educate up to six children to the 8th grade level.

Aggression Therapy Booth
Cutting-edge technique proven to lessen your stress level!

Reverend Hugh Pokrit Brands – The Name that Means Quality & Caring!